Launching a book is hard work, even for a bionic man

Greetings, Adventure Seeker! As I type this, my first entry into this blog, I reflect back upon all the work it took to get us here. I don't want to bore you with the details (it's a personal goal of mine to never let that happen!) but man, I'm exhausted. But there's no way for me to sleep now, because I'm also INCREDIBLY EXCITED to be this close to the day when I will crush the "Publish" button on J.A.Y. vs. the World Book One: J.A.Y. vs. Dirk, a book which I shall now refer to as "JVD" for the remainder of this entry. Because that is a LONG FREAKIN' TITLE.

Writing JVD was the easy part. THIS ... the website, the blog, the newsletter ... is the hard part.

And, as I await my biological unit's integration of my new chromed-titanium, vitamin-E-infused, dual-mobility, artificial hip implant (I'll explain that in a future post), I am pushing my MIND to its limit! But you, Dear Adventure Seeker, are worth the effort! So stay tuned! More information about this soon-to-be-EPIC book series will be forthcoming. In the meantime, keep your head on a swivel, watch your Six, and keep your Adventure Mode PRIMED! Because you never know when a Relentless Adventure will ... COMMENCE!